Author: The Heckcast

What happened to Trump’s “$200 Grift Cards for Grandma” vote buying scheme?

For literally five years we have been listening to Donnie go on about his imaginary healthcare plan. We’ve heard all his theories about the evils of Obamacare, including lie after lie about socialized healthcare in General. Don’t worry folks, the only pre-existing condition we collectively have is less than “two weeks away” from a solution: […]

I’m convinced Trump quit the 60 Minutes interview because he filled his diaper, prove me wrong

Watching this “leaked” 60 Minutes footage had me asking myself which reality I was actually experiencing. Was I in a coma? Was that black currant liquor my wife fed me last night poison, and I was actually dead? Well, surprise! It’s now been confirmed that I’m still here in this nightmare reality we are all […]

Lindsey Graham is pathologically hypocritical and deserves a spanking

“[Joe Biden] is the nicest person I think I’ve ever met in politics, he’s as good a man god has ever created” Graham said in a 2015 interview with Huffpost. The South Carolina Senator was almost brought to tears while praising the former Vice President, showing a human emotion nearly impossible for most reptilian-hybrids to […]